A tip of the hat to one of our most dedicated and valuable employees

The Schwartz is strong with him, LITERALLY.
His name is Daniel Schwartz and you must be careful not to make him angry or he'll kill you with kindness.
He is truly one of Box Brothers MVE's (Most Valuable Employees).
He does whatever is asked of him and never complains. (Although he did turn down the Bikini car wash fundraiser job)
His hard work largely goes unseen but not unnoticed and he could run circles around some of us here at Box Brothers.
Some of us like to affectionately refer to him as our very own savant.
He remembers peoples birthdays better than I can remember my own families birthdays.
That's not all, he remembers things most people easily forget, so if you find yourself forgetting something, he might just be your man.
I can't even begin to tell you how many street sweeping and meter maid tickets he's saved me from, whenever I forget, he remembers.
When corp can't find something, he knows right where it is.
May the Schwartz continue to be with Daniel forever.